The Grumpy Admin

I'm downstairs in the lunch room and Mackie (that's my code name for one of our Mac users) is rinsing her soda can in the sink. I already know the asnwer, but I'm always one for grabbing a stick and poking it through the bars at the monkey, so I say, "Hey watcha doing there?"

"I'm rinsing the rat urine off of this can," she says.

"I see. Better use some soap." I take my lunch and retreat to the server room.

Apparently, the rat urine urban legend is alive and well. Idiot.